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[04 Jan 2006|05:40pm]
new livejournal
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[02 Jan 2006|10:25pm]
Andrew Mathas is my hero.
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[01 Jan 2006|03:22am]
i got this for new year's.

and liquor candy.

>:D
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[30 Dec 2005|04:15pm]
im hella bored so im going to talk about movies.

the ringer.

it's a movie about johnny knoxville's character pretending to be retarded and going into the special olympics, then proceeding to attempt to beat the retards to win money and medals and stuff. sounds good, if it hadn't already been done by south park in one of their episodes.

glory hole road.

it's been compared to Remember the Titans, so it's probably supposed to be about 'breaking down racial barriers' and 'destroying stereotypes.' this from a film about black people who are good at basketball.

king kong.

it looks pretty nice, it's got that fat lard from LOTR behind it. i wanna see it.

narnia.

this movie will probably be successful with stupid 'tweens' who will be saying 'omgwot their r narnea b00ks n0w?!1five.' i think i will see it since i've read the first book. all in all it will probably be a good movie.

fun with dick and jane.

jim carrey film equals box office success from stupid retarded humor. i guess it will probably be like Bruce Almighty or something, which they are making a sequel to btw.

cheaper by the dozen 2.

disney movie. hella stupid. that's all you need to know.

memoirs of a geisha.

stupid chick flick that makes lifetime look manly. i hope none of you guys have to suffer through it. no one gives a shit about the non-sex prostitutes of japan.

rumor has it.

i don't even know what the fuck this will be about but all i know is that jennifer aniston should stick to stupid non-funny Friends so i can not watch that, too.

harry potter 4.

shit be on fire. like a goblet of fire. go see it.

munich.

sounds like a cliche jew film but it will probably be more than that. go see it if you know the history behind it, if not go see it and be like everyone else, fucking poser. 'im a teenager, i have an opinion dur dur.'

the family stone.

what. the. fuck. im reading the yahoo summary now and i have no idea what the fuck is going on. don't see this film, it probably requires you to think to figure out what the hell is going on, instead of the plot being conveniently explained in soliloquies.

that's the important ones, anything else will probably be a waste of time as movies usually tend to be.
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[17 Dec 2005|12:22am]
After hecka way too many days....Collapse )

(cross posted)
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[14 Dec 2005|05:22pm]
Click here.
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[11 Dec 2005|10:51pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole scottishninja's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I helped vivechaos hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I helped loganic1 across the street (6 points). In October I gave feuerfreihieb a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1563 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
mariorevolution

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Hell yes.
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[30 Nov 2005|11:10am]
Goofing off in the library, pretending to be doing my French project, is tres awesome.

Kinda wish I had texting so I could message all you hos from different area codes, but whatever.
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[10 Nov 2005|04:11pm]
[ mood | pissed to the core ]

My mother is insane.

That is all.

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[08 Nov 2005|05:52pm]
If I see one more Fallout Boy shirt/sticker/pin/reference I am going to kill myself.
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[02 Nov 2005|01:03pm]
[ mood | LOS FRIJOLES DE JESUS ]

Happy birthday Max.

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[26 Oct 2005|04:50pm]
AGH EVERYONE IN MY HISTORY CLASS IS CHRIS COOLEY
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[19 Oct 2005|09:04pm]
Survey de Ken.Collapse )
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[18 Oct 2005|05:35pm]
W00t update but it's just a crappy survey =/Collapse )
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[11 Oct 2005|06:27pm]
LOL!
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[09 Oct 2005|09:49pm]
THIS IS A GUIDE FOR USING THE CLIENT.

THE SERVER ADDRESS CHANGES PERIODICALLY, YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IT IS CHANGED.

This is for my guild on WoW. Everyone else please ignore it.Collapse )
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[04 Oct 2005|04:55pm]
MY PARENTS DO NOT TRUST ME AT ALL AND IT IS DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE
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[04 Oct 2005|02:15pm]
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Today was really awful.
I got out of bed really early because my mom was yelling at me.

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Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

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[03 Oct 2005|02:12pm]
Boredom does this to me.Collapse )
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[16 Sep 2005|04:40pm]
I hope when I'm old I still like the same music I like now and I won't yell at my kids for listening to what they like.




I don't want to change.
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[12 Sep 2005|02:11pm]
They are coming out with WoW expansion pack. This is such a ripoff, I mean they can just do everything through patching can't they? It's just a money making shceme. Also my laptop probably won't support it. Everyone who I know that plays WoW will be getting it so I will be really lonely.

Soon I will not be playing World of Warcraft anymore.

And I just spent 8.5 gold on a new dagger. And it isn't that super awesome. Now I have to farm fucking Syndicates for hours upon hours upon hours to get more money.
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[08 Sep 2005|06:03pm]
watching a friskie's commercial, i heard the song and it was like "i'm feeling allllll right" and they were like "now with more chicken..." and i swore it was a mcdonald's commercial.

'same shit different name'
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Je deteste les cocos. [08 Sep 2005|05:00pm]
haven't updated in a while. spellcheck is broken again. wow is taking up all the time i have. i mean hte other day i turned on the TV and i'm like 'what? there's a hurricane?' such bullshit.
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[25 Aug 2005|08:02pm]
Michelle keeps copying everything I say. And she keeps making me waste printer ink on rainbows.
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[22 Aug 2005|03:26pm]
True story (I know, I'm pathetic).Collapse )
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[18 Aug 2005|09:55am]
[ mood | retarded ]

"What're you listening to?"

"Motion City Soundtrack."

"Is the movie any good?"

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[10 Aug 2005|08:40am]
LOTR!Collapse )
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[09 Aug 2005|09:10am]
:OCollapse )
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[08 Aug 2005|08:33pm]
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[05 Aug 2005|07:04pm]
i want to go back to schoooooool.
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[01 Aug 2005|11:50pm]
I wish there was something better for me to do than stay at home and play games and jack off and watch TV. I wish I had a driver's license so I could drive away, into the sunset, and leave everything behind. Even you, faithful readers. Even you.
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[29 Jul 2005|06:27pm]
Not as bad as the other one but it says I am pretty 'balanced.'Collapse )
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[29 Jul 2005|06:20pm]
It exaggerates way too much.Collapse )
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[26 Jul 2005|11:51am]
THE FONT USED IN THE TITLES OF HARRY POTTER CHAPTERS AND THE YAHOO FONT ARE THE SAME. I FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF BUT HERE IS PROOF OMGOMGOMGO I AM SO KELW.
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[26 Jul 2005|12:04am]
I hate Andy Milonakis.
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[24 Jul 2005|07:56pm]
The other day I was at camp and we were playing this game called Ninja. It's hella retarded, basically everyone has to sit in a circle and one of them sits in the middle with their eyes closed and an item in front of them. Another one of the people is silently picked to get up from the circle and try to steal the item. This is the ninja. The guy in the middle has to point to the person trying to steal the item before he does it. The ninja has to be hella quiet. Anyways when the person pointed the leader (kind of like camp counselor) says if they pointed to the person or not. The pointer was getting it all wrong and the leader, Holly, was saying "Nope, sorry, no, wrong again." and finally she was like "Negatory." At that word the little kids started laughing and I said "Why the hell is that funny" and everyone started laughing. Everyone. I did it mainly because I hate Holly and just about everyone else who is not a little kid does too. I know a guy who had a dream about her where she was begging him to let her give him a blowjob and he kept saying no and finally he let her but instead he pissed in her mouth. She is so ugly and annoying and old-looking even though she is like 20.

Another time at camp we were walking somewhere on the sidewalk. Everyone was all tired and hot and my friend Wes was walking walking on the curb and this other annoying bitch-ass motherfucker leader named Jenny was like "get back on the sidewalk" and he's like "isn't this part of the sidewalk?" and she said "no it's the curb." and he said "yeah but isn't that part of the sidewalk, seriously, isn't it?" and she said "why, if it has a different name?" and I yelled out "WHY IS IT CALLED AN ARM IF IT IS PART OF MY BODY?" I got in trouble for that one but it was worth it because I hate them all with a vengeance.
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[23 Jul 2005|07:28pm]
MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW.

AND EVERYONE FORGOT.

FUCK.
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[18 Jul 2005|09:15pm]
I have all these motherfucking crumbs in my keyboard on my laptop.

What would Jesus do?
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[17 Jul 2005|09:43pm]
I've realized that all summer I've just been falling down and down with my procrastination and every day the ground gets closer and closer. I know it's cliched but that's the way it is.
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BACK! [09 Jul 2005|06:40pm]
No, this is not my IM BACK GAIZ post but this is like 10% of it. That post will be full of pictures and rants and shit.

I am home omfg the first thing I did was when the plane landed I yelled YES OUT OF MEXICO BACK IN THE LAND WHERE THE GREEN DOLLAR REIGNS SUPREME. Then when I got home I watched English TV because you can't do that in fucking Mexico. Then I drank water from the tap because you can't do that shit in Mexico.

See u latrz gaiz.

EDIT:

Firefox works! It kind of fuxxes up when you download a new extension or get rid of it or whatever but yeah it is basically working right now. I am teh happy and off to download new extensions.
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[05 Jul 2005|04:35pm]
Michelle is kind of sick so I think I might be leaving early. Its kind of a mixed blessing because I want to get the hell out of here but I hate flying.

PS Im not using apostrophes because I dont know how to do do it on a crappy Spanish keyboard thing.
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[03 Jul 2005|05:41pm]
Did I forget to mention that I am in Mexico on vacation for a week using a crappy Spanish keyboard?

Yeah well that is where I am right now and I'll do the mandatory I'M BACK post when I get back... duh.
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[01 Jul 2005|09:49pm]
I tried to download this extension for Firefox and it fucking broke it. Such bullshit. I tried reinstalling it and that didn't help. Such bullshit. I swear to fucking god this is such bullshit. Firefox was like the best thing ever and now it is fucking broken.
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[01 Jul 2005|09:28am]
Whatever you say... mate.Collapse )
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[30 Jun 2005|08:54pm]
Finally, when my wi-fi is completely perfect, and nothing is wrong it, and nothing bogs it down or cuts it or ANYTHING, I realize my laptop is out of date.

Fuck you Compaq, fuck you right in the ear.
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[29 Jun 2005|09:13pm]
Updated wishlist.

You should know the link by now.
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[29 Jun 2005|08:54pm]
I just saw a Sunnyvale Golfland commercial.

Proof that everything is going to hell.
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[27 Jun 2005|04:18pm]
I got my braces tightened today. Agh they hurt like a nigger. Wow I am not even kidding it hurts soo much. They never hurt like this before. OMG I AM CHANGING.
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[26 Jun 2005|11:20pm]
Revamped. I'm still not really happy with the background picture, I wanted something white but I couldn't find anything that I liked. I think the background picture is an infested terran concept art thing but I am not sure. I found a medic concept art with a white background but it looks like an irish bearded man with long hair and I was gonna use it but then I realized that the guy was a girl and you could tell because he didn't have a beard, it was a gas mask, and he had breasts and the armor just accented them. I mean there was some obvious... shaping and accenting and nipple stuff going on so really it was a guy with boobs and that doesn't work now does it? Anyways tell me what you think. Oh yeah it is pretty goth btw. Also I might use one of my tiles if since I don't really like this as much as I thought I would.
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[26 Jun 2005|02:14pm]
I was bored and I made some tiles. Feel free to steal them, but you know, I'd like some credit.Collapse )
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